(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
What the...
Who are you?
Hello.
As you can see,
I almost became the hottest woman to all men.
Ah, too bad.
I'm Aggabi.
Aggabi, what brings you here?
I could've married my crush this month.
Ah, too bad.
Why couldn't you marry him?
I went on a trip on the weekend with my crush.
At first, "My parents won't let me go."
He said that.
When we arrived, they were shooting fireworks
and we needed a better view.
So I lifted him.
And as we watched the night view by the lake,
we took a romantic ride on a duck boat...
Separately.
I guess it was too soon to go home,
so someone lied about losing the car keys.
I did.
Then we found a nice place to stay...
Separately.
In case something naughty might happen,
the door was left locked.
His door.
I could've gotten married.
Ah, too bad.
I'm craving whiskey today.
Aggabi.
I know a nice lounge bar.
It's the weekend. Isn't this a waste of time?
No, I have plenty of time!
No, for me.
I'm upset now.
So tactless...
Not at all!
No, you!
I'm actually broke!
Sorry.
Let's make up and hug...
Sure.
Separately.
Go sit down.
- Sit. / - Alright.
No, me!
Good job, Aggabi.
Who wants to talk next?
- ♪ Out of the way ♪ / - What the...
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
What kind of song was that?
That was my entrance song.
I just threw it together.
What kind of entrance song was that for a TV show?
Come on... Teacher.
No need to try so hard.
Am I going to use this entrance song
to enter "King of Masked Singers?" Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
You all shouldn't try so hard either!
You should at least greet the people.
Oh, okay.
Hello, I'm a comedian.
Put some more effort into it.
- You didn't even say your name. / - So what?
And what's with this outfit?
Oh, who cares what I wear?
Am I going to wear this to a fashion show? Nope!
Is this part of the Paris collection? Nope!
Will being a good dresser make me Bae Jungnam?
Nope!
So I don't need to dress up.
Alright, go sit down.
I'm going to sit now.
- Why aren't you sitting on anything? / - Whatever.
I said that we'd be playing
badminton for our PE class.
Take out your badminton rackets.
What's with the frying pan?
So what if I use this for a badminton racket?
It's fine as long as I can rally.
Let's do this, teacher.
Rally!
As long as I can rally!
Smash!
See? It works.
Am I entering the Olympics with this? Nope!
Am I going to win a gold medal
and get exempt from the military? Nope!
Will I open up my own
badminton class when I'm older? Nope!
So you don't need to try so hard!
This has been a comedian!
I'll be back again next time!
Hold it, hold it!
"I'll be back again next time!"
That's Mr. Toto's line.
So what?
It's not even popular.
Nobody knows if it's my line or his.
Just let it slide.
Am I going to become a regular member
on "2 Days and 1 Night" for using that line? Nope!
Will I become like Yu Jaeseok? Nope!
Is KBS going to make me
my very own TV show for doing this? Nope!
So let's not try so hard!
Like Daehui.
♪ Out of my way ♪
- Good job. / - ♪ The star of Bongsunga School ♪
- ♪ Is here ♪ / - He's leaving.
Who wants to talk next?
- Teacher! / - Yeah?
We had homework due today.
Oh, right. I forgot.
Take out your homework, guys.
Who didn't do their homework?
- Me! / - What?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Are you proud of forgetting your homework?
Be quiet!
Zip!
Why didn't you do your homework?
Teacher, I was training in my athletic club.
What athletic club are you in?
Well...
Oh, you're on the baseball team?
No...
Oh, the weight-lifting club?
- I'm in the rhythmic gymnastics club. / - What?
What?
- Geez... / - Rhythmic gymnastics.
What are you doing?
Are you playing games with me?
Teacher, I need a beating to get it together.
Please hit me.
Over this?
You don't deserve a beating.
A normal stick won't do.
I brought 100-year-old pine from Jirisan.
You want me to hit you with that?
That's why... To repent,
I spent 15 hours carving a beating stick.
For 15 hours?
- Use this? / - Yes.
Teacher!
Why are you over-reacting?
Teacher, you hit harder now.
- Would you be quiet? / - Zip!
Go sit down, you brat!
- This has been Yamsaeng! / - Geez!
Alright, good job, Yamsaeng.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to attend an art class.
I'll totally have swag as I make art.
How are you going to make art?
My art class will have everything.
First, a swag-ketchbook.
And swag-colored pencils.
Lastly, swag-crayons.
And once I finish my drawing,
I'll swag-color it.
I'll use all sorts of swag-colors.
And...
I'll shoot a commercial with this brush.
What kind of commercial?
Anything I draw with this brush will become art.
Should I draw you?
I can't.
You're already a work of art.
♪ This is a brush ♪
♪ I'll draw everyone ♪
♪ I am a brush boy ♪
If you want to draw with me, ♪ Follow, follow me ♪
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This water holder
will become my chin.
And these crayons...
Will become my crown.
Lastly, these poster paints...
Will become my gauntlet.
Don't I look like Thanos?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance!
I am Thanos-swag.
Good job. Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today, Seongwon.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about
the side dishes you eat with heavy dishes.
Alright.
You eat pickled radish with something heavy.
- You eat kimchi. / - Right. Very often.
And you also eat these aged and salted cucumbers.
Salted-cukes.
Why are those salted-cukes?
Wow... Salted-cukes.
What are you talking about?
- You have these with pizza. / - Salted-cukes.
You always want these.
They're called salted-cukes.
- Just say it. You love these. / - Salted-cukes.
- No, Seongwon! / - What are these?
- Don't say it! / - No English!
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
- No! / - Don't!
Pickle!
P-I-C-K-L-E! Pickle!
Garlic sour vinegar pickle.
East coast specialty variety gift set pickle.
"Dodge Dan-pickle."
The movie, "Hot Young Pickles."
CD of Bongsunga School.
What about CD?
♪ I'm pickle, pickle, pickle ♪
- Say, ho! / - Ho!
Party pickle!
What are you doing?
Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(How Awkward 1)
My pretty daughter.
It seems like you were a kid just yesterday.
And now, you're bringing home a guy to marry.
Mom, should I not get married?
I want to live with you forever.
Says who?
How awkward.
- Sorry. / - Yeah.
- That must be him. / - He's here.
- Come on in. / - Hello.
Oh, you didn't have to bring anything.
How awkward.
I'm a parcel deliveryman.
Miss Park Sora, this package is for you.
Oh, thank you.
- I got a package. / - Oh, I see.
Oh, the door was open.
Hi, honey!
Hello, I'm Sora's boyfriend, Jang Giyeong.
Welcome! I heard a lot about you.
Have a seat and I'll bring some fruit.
- Yes, ma'am. / - Have a seat.
An album.
How cute. How old were you here?
You're totally naked.
How awkward.
That's my photo.
- Excuse me! / - Ma'am!
I'm sorry!
Have some fruit, honey.
Dear, Sora brought a man she's going to marry today.
It would've been nice if you were here too.
How awkward.
My dad is in the bathroom.
Mom, dad's in the bathroom.
Dad.
This is my boyfriend.
What? Who told you that you could bring him here?
I'm against this marriage!
Sir, please allow us to get married.
I said no!
Dad...
Please, sir!
How awkward.
He's my friend.
Sir?
I want to get married too.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(How Awkward 2)
Eggs should be cracked on someone's head.
How awkward.
I don't know this guy.
What was that for?
- I'm sorry. / - What a weirdo...
I want a massage.
Wow, that looks like it feels great.
This feels nice.
How awkward.
This thing isn't on.
What are you doing?
I didn't have any money.
I'll drink some rice punch.
That's good!
How awkward.
That's my rice punch.
What are you doing?
I didn't have any money.
What a weirdo...
You're so handsome, honey.
- Whose man are you? / - Yours!
Gosh!
Geez... Young people these days.
This is a public place.
You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Geez!
How awkward.
That guy has lipstick on his cheek.
How awkward.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this detergent.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello!
Make your clothes clean.
That's right, people.
Yoo Minsang's detergent
was made with the environment in mind.
If you wash your clothes with our detergent,
the mites and bacteria in your clothes
will reproduce twice as fast.
It's that eco-friendly?
Doesn't that sound eco-friendly?
It shouldn't be like that.
But did you know?
If you use our product to wash your clothes,
all the stains and dirt will be washed away.
That's right.
Let me show you all.
As you can see...
What a mess.
Look at this disgusting t-shirt, people.
Let's wash this disgusting thing.
It's very simple.
Just add some detergent to some water...
- Soak the garment and it's over. / - Already.
It's done already. Take a look.
It's very simple.
See? It got rid of that disgusting stain.
Disgusting stain? My face disappeared.
That's why it's surprising, people.
When you wash your clothes,
you might have trouble figuring out
how much detergent to use.
Right.
That's why...
- We made these detergent tissues. / - Great.
It's very simple to use.
All you need is one sheet.
- Just one sheet, people. / - Right.
Just one sheet.
The entire thing is one sheet.
All you need is one sheet, people.
Why not use the entire box?
It's very good at cleaning your clothes.
It's just as good as powder or liquid detergent.
We actually used one of our detergent tissues
to wash a shirt.
Let me show you all.
- Great. / - It turned out great!
Look how clean it is!
This is the detergent tissue clinging on the shirt.
Now we'll bring in a consumer
and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.
If you use Yoo Minsang's detergent once,
you'll want to use it again.
Because it doesn't get any stains out.
What?
I washed my clothes using Yoo Minsang's detergent
and all my clothes became new.
Because I threw them out and bought new clothes.
Excuse me! Hey!
Yoo Minsang's detergent is organic, eco-friendly...
Man, I can't tell lies.
Hey! What?
And...
Hey!
And what? What?
What was he going to say?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ The mysterious world I saw in my dream ♪
♪ This is Gag World ♪
The best amusement park is...
Yoo Minsang's detergent.
That's totally irrelevant!
How is that related to this?
That was irrelevant.
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's jade mat.
It's detergent!
Geez!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
The hottest brand these days! Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
Bluetooth speakers for sale!
- Oh, dear... / - Great sound quality.
Just buy one.
Hey! What are you doing?
It's not like that.
Are you crazy?
Playing "Crazy" by Son Dambi.
It has a voice-recognition feature too.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
This soju bottle will be smashed by hand.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
What?
Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do this.
Geez...
Do you want to smash that bottle
or should we go out for some drinks?
I'll do it then.
Alright, fine.
(Do not try this at home)
Gupal did it!
Gupal!
Where did the bottle go?
We sell recycling bins too.
Don't sell things here!
Mr. Host.
How about I set you up on a blind date?
- A blind date? / - Yeah!
Sure!
She was in a soju advertisement.
Is it IU?
Oh, no...
It's me.
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Introducing the next show!
The genius traditional singers
that want to be on gukak show!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers of this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today is...
Is the story of Heo Jun who wrote "Dongui Bogam."
Great!
The sick people went to Heo Jun.
This is what they said as soon as they saw him!
It's Jeon Gwangryeol!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of people, wailing and falsetto ♪
♪ The best is Park Jisung ♪
The 3 razors blades will protect your face...
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
As Heo Jun was saving a dying patient,
he said something very modestly!
♪ This is the kind of person I am ♪
♪ Just crawl ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of modesty, left hand and right hand ♪
♪ The best is Mommy Son ♪
♪ Okay, things are going as planned ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Introducing the next show!
- Next is... / - ♪ What's wrong with my body? ♪
♪ I have the perfect body to drink soju ♪
Who are you?
I want to put on a show here too.
What show?
I can do a good job. Just let me try.
Get out of here!
Security!
What's going on? Get out of here.
Become fish food!
You'd better leave when I'm being nice.
Time to put my hands to use.
Force field!
What the...
It's bulletproof glass!
(Martial artists Choi Jungmin, Park Jaeseong)
These guys did all the hard work!
Get out of here.
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ The three of us combined ♪
♪ Is 500kg ♪
I weigh 100kg.
I weigh 150kg.
You're 250kg?
No, I'm a Health Boy.
♪ Mix with your right hand ♪
♪ Empty with your left hand ♪
♪ I don't have enough hands ♪
This is what you do.
There's no time to mix! You have to eat!
- You eat it without mixing? / - Yes.
Calm down.
I'm hungry.
♪ Fish eyes taste bad ♪
♪ But I don't want to give them away ♪
He ate them.
You have the mind of a pig.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Yellow C-A-R-D ♪
♪ Cross this line and it's too bland ♪
- Yeah, it gets bland. / - Yeah.
I don't care as long as they give you a lot.
Wow.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ I love jam so much ♪
Jam! You have jam.
Pour some jam on here.
I'm saving it for later.
Why are you so fast?
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I left my home ♪
♪ And ate ten meals ♪
♪ So I was kicked out of boot camp ♪
- Really? / - It's about him.
- You. / - Him.
I never heard this.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Yes, I love you and always trust you ♪
♪ I want to give you all my hopes and passion ♪
♪ I want to make your wish come true ♪
♪ I'm the lucky fat god, so tell me your wish ♪
I want pork belly and beef!
♪ Tell me your wish ♪
Blood sausage soup and short rib soup!
♪ Add some salt ♪
♪ Now you can eat ♪
Let's eat!
Let me get some.
Let me get some blood sausages.
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for a luxury cruise.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.
Operator for high heels.
I'm Yang Seonil.
Operator for a comfortable stroller.
Buy some sweet potatoes. They're very sweet!
Ma'am, our heels are very high.
- So when you wear them... / - You'll get seasick.
But with our cruise,
you don't have to worry about getting seasick.
They also give free foot massages on the cruise.
- Get one and... / - Your toes will become deformed.
But your toes will be very comfortable
in our high heels.
Because in the front of our heels...
There's a shopping basket.
It can hold the baby bottle and diapers.
And our stroller provides a very comfortable ride.
Just look at the faces of the kids that ride our stroller.
Rotten!
But our sweet potatoes aren't rotten at all.
Sweet potatoes can make you gassy,
but if you eat ours, your stomach will feel like...
A fireworks show.
There are fireworks shows every night.
And another special service we provide
is our pick-up service.
On the day of your cruise, we'll send you...
A stroller.
You can expect to get it in 2 days.
Doesn't the design for these heels look great?
Look at this sharp heel.
- These heels can... / - Dig up sweet potatoes.
I grew these myself.
- If you peel it... / - It smells like feet.
Cheap high heels will make your feet stink.
And high heels are supposed to make you
look taller, right?
Our heels will make you as tall as...
An 8-story apartment.
It's huge.
And there's even a swimming pool.
- The warm pool water will... / - Boil sweet potatoes.
They taste great boiled too.
Ma'am, just break it in half
and plant it in a pot.
A few days later...
You'll have a baby.
You need to be ready.
Our high heels are from a luxury brand,
so you have to take care of them.
As soon as you get them...
Put sour kimchi on top...
Put them in the stroller
and go around the neighborhood.
- It's... / - There are shows too.
There's a different show each night.
And this cruise is popular for the elderly too.
A couple in their 80s went on
our cruise recently and...
Had a second child.
I've gotten strollers as gifts a lot too.
Let me tell you about the itinerary.
For 30 days, you'll...
Just eat sweet potatoes.
Kids love them.
No need to throw out the skin either.
- The skin... / - Is snake leather.
Doesn't that sound classy?
Please buy a pair today, ma'am.
If you buy today, as an accessory for your heels...
We'll throw in this rattle.
To match with your heels...
We'll throw in swim trunks.
And for your ankle...
We'll throw in sweet potato stems.
Alright, ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1, meeting.
Are you Master Song Yeonggil?
Please take me as your student.
I don't even have enough time to train myself.
That's why I'll never take you as a student!
I'll set you up with a woman.
Come in.
It's my older sister.
Get lost!
She's a model.
Come in.
- A plus-sized model. / - Get lost!
She looks a bit like IU.
Come in.
But she has two kids.
I said to come in.
So tell me.
Why do you wish to learn martial arts?
Then why do you learn martial arts, master?
- To be popular with girls. / - To be popular with girls.
The next chapter, taboo.
Hot!
Hot, hot, hot!
Hot! So hot!
Hot, hot, hot!
Hot... So hot!
Suyeong.
I see you're learning how to use a spear.
Master, I don't want to use this stick.
I want to train with a real spear!
A real spear?
Do you mean this Green Dragon Crescent Blade?
Master, please give me a chance.
It's too soon for you to use this!
I have to become stronger!
It's still too soon!
I can do this!
Oh, wet paint!
I said it's too soon.
The next chapter, weakling.
- Master, it's great being out in town. / - Yeah.
Mister, I'm so hungry. Please help me.
So you're hungry. Eat this.
- Suyeong! / - Yes, master.
Rather than giving this child a fish,
you should teach her how to fish.
Your cheap sympathy
will be of no help to this child.
I'm sorry, master.
- Let's go. / - Yes.
Give me your money!
Master, it looks like she knows how to fish.
The next chapter, master archer.
Hot!
Hot, hot, hot!
So hot...
Suyeong, you fool!
Yes, master?
You lack focus.
That's why you're not hitting the target!
I'm sorry, master.
I brought the greatest archer to teach you.
- Hello. / - What took you so long?
I got hit by arrows on the way.
The next chapter, volunteering
Hot...
My hands!
Master, something feels strange.
- Something is coming. / - Yeah.
Who are you guys?
They're savages.
They want us to give them everything we have.
Master, what should we do?
- You stand aside. / - Yes.
Thank you.
- Did you handle it, master? / - Yeah, I'm fine now.
Lastly...
Bonus footage.
(Refreshing Statements)
Mr. Contractor and Miss Housekeeper,
please eat first before going back to work.
- Yes. / - Yes.
I just ordered Chinese food.
Please enjoy.
Of course we will.
Thank you.
I should eat and get back to work.
This looks great. Let me pour the sauce on...
Stop right there.
What do you think you're doing?
Pouring the sauce on the sweet and sour pork.
You're supposed to dip the pork in the sauce.
You're supposed to pour it on.
- Dip. / - Pour.
- Dip. / - Pour!
Geez... This guy...
You sound like a pig that's on a diet.
Haven't you ever had sweet and sour pork?
It's supposed to be crispy.
You shouldn't pour the sauce on.
That'll make it soggy and taste bad.
Lady, did you drink champagne out of a skull?
It tastes better with the sauce poured on.
If you don't pour the sauce on,
the pork will get hard and it's tough to chew.
You want to soak the tough meat in the sauce
to make it soft.
Then the chef's special sauce
will get soaked into the batter,
creating the perfect harmony of meat and sauce.
That's how you really enjoy it.
Lady, do you think this is hot pot for dipping?
People that eat a lot of meat know.
Is this your first time having sweet and sour pork?
Why don't you write it in your calendar or diary?
The day you first learned to eat this the proper way.
Geez...
Mister, did you change your brain
as you were changing the light bulbs?
You must be out of your mind.
If you call this pork hard,
you might lose your teeth
trying to eat pickled radish.
All you know is how to chew people out.
You don't know how to chew food.
Why don't you eat ground up
pork hocks and fried chicken?
Just go to a dentist
and get rid of your teeth.
And you're supposed to keep pork separate
from the sauce so it's cleaner and
it's easier to heat up and eat later.
If you pour the sauce on,
you have to throw out all the leftovers.
That's why dipping is the right way!
Lady, if you dip the pork in the sauce
the food particles on your chopsticks
will get in the sauce.
Mister, do you want me to slap you
like hand-pulled noodles?
So if the pork that I took a bite is dirty,
do you think your chopsticks will be clean
after you keep sucking on them?
You sure like to act like you're clean.
If you like being clean so much,
why don't you spray disinfectant on the pork?
Lady, stop talking out of your butt.
In China, they pour the sauce on.
Then go to China and order sweet and sour pork!
You jerk.
(Sounds like "you jerk," means "have you eaten yet?")
What did you just say to me?
You jerk?
Lady, did you get electrocuted from sleeping on
an electric mat?
You're not thinking straight.
Get your head on straight and listen up.
It's sweet and sour pork.
It means the pork is supposed to be sweet and sour.
That's why you pour the sweet and sour sauce on.
It tastes good separately?
Then when you eat spicy rice cakes,
do you eat the sauce separately?
When you eat cotton candy,
do you eat the cotton and candy separately?
When you eat rice balls,
do you eat rice and balls separately?
Why don't you chew on this?
I should've put wallpaper paste on his mouth
when he was doing the wallpaper.
I shouldn't be fixing this house.
I should be fixing her attitude.
Forget it.
This isn't even worth my time.
What did you just say, mister?
Look! The pork got all soggy
while we were fighting.
That's why if we dipped it in the sauce,
this wouldn't have happened.
Nobody pours anymore!
Why don't you go out and ask the people
whether or not they pour?
Fine, let's settle this now!
- Follow me. / - Fine, fine.
Excuse me.
Raise your hand if you dip your pork in the sauce.
See? These people are the true foodies.
Who pours the sauce on the pork?
Raise your hands.
See? See?
These people are the true hidden foodies.
They're the ones with the golden tongues!
Wait, wait...
Who said that they pour the sauce on?
Why? Who pours the sauce on?
Why are you pointing?
- They're important people. / - What are you saying?
- Was I wrong? / - What?
Gosh, they barely touched the food.
Yukdeok, come have some sweet and sour pork.
Have some sweet and sour pork, Yukdeok.
- My goodness! / - What the...
The dog ate our food while we were arguing!
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going for our Sweet Coffee?
Manager Jeong has it ready for us to watch.
- Let's go. / - Hurry.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
- I worked really hard on this... / - You're too noisy.
Let's watch it.
- Let's watch it then. / - Okay.
Excuse me...
Would you like to have some Sweet Coffee with me?
- I have some too. / - Oh...
Everyone loves Sweet...
- Coffee. / - Coffee.
- That's the commercial? / - Yes.
Who would watch this and buy coffee?
Try to emphasize the coffee.
Oh, emphasize the coffee?
I can do that. Let's watch now.
Excuse me...
Would you like to have some Sweet Coffee with me?
Sweet Coffee...
I have some too.
Everyone loves Sweet...
- Coffee. / - Coffee.
Hold it.
I said to emphasize the coffee
and they brought out an oil barrel.
You guys make my head hurt so much.
- Sir, does your head hurt? / - Yeah!
So this thing works.
Let me remove this.
- Does that feel better? / - Yeah, yeah.
Now I'm going to make it hurt for you guys.
Get it together!
Nobody's going to buy our coffee at this rate!
Forget that commercial. Let's make a concept.
- Something that'll sway the viewers. / - Oh.
Right?
- Make it so it'll sway them. / - Yes!
- I can do that. Let's watch. / - Alright.
- Sangeun. / - Yeah?
Do you want to have Sweet Coffee with me?
Hana, if I drink this,
I feel like I'll fall for you.
That's fine.
The best coffee is Sweet Coffee.
- So the girl knows judo? / - Yes.
She threw him.
Great. Then I'm going to
throw you guys into the ocean.
We can't use that commercial!
Forget that commercial.
- I'll invest some more money. / - Okay.
I want an A-list actor.
- Oh, an A-list actor? / - Right.
- I can do that. / - Good.
Let's watch now.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, little lady.
It's cold out.
How about enjoying some Sweet Coffee with me?
- Junho! / - Junho!
- Look here! / - Can I have your autograph?
My fans know how to stand in line.
- Please get in line. / - Yes.
Junho!
Junho! I'm a huge fan!
(Actor Yoon Siyoon)
Please give me your autograph! Please! Please!
- You're so handsome! / - Hold on.
- I've never seen you in person! / - Hold on. Alright.
- You're so handsome. / - Alright.
Wow, your legs are so short!
Junho, you're the best! Hurry, hurry!
You're pretty talkative. So what's your name?
My name is Yoon Siyoon.
- Isn't it Yoon Donggu? / - Nope. Yoon Siyoon.
Isn't it Donggu?
- Yoon Siyoon. / - Okay, okay.
"From Kim Junho." Here.
It's classy Kim Junho's favorite drink.
Sweet Coffee.
Junho, can we take a photo? Can we?
- A photo? / - A photo.
Alright, fine. Geez...
Let's take a photo. Pretend we're close.
- Hold on. Lower the curtain. / - Okay.
Lower it.
- Isn't this guy with the phone Yoon Siyoon? / - Yes.
Why is the focus on Kim Junho
when Yoon Siyoon is in this?
Junho is the lead.
Siyoon is just making a cameo.
No, no, no. Change it up.
Make Siyoon the lead and Junho will be... No, no.
No cameo. We don't need to see him.
- What? / - What?
- Why? / - Why?
- Huh? / - Huh?
- You. / - What?
- Huh? / - Huh?
- Geez... / - Geez...
- Huh? / - Raise the curtain.
- Listen. / - Yes.
Yoon Siyoon will be the lead.
Give him the spotlight
and he'll be holding the coffee.
- Oh, make Yoon Siyoon the lead? / - Yes!
I can do that! Let's watch it.
The small cafe inside me, Konu.
Hold on. That's a different brand.
If this is just coffee...
It must be T.O.B.
Hey, man. How does coffee sound?
Right now.
For a coffee commercial, you need Yoon Siyoon.
Advertisers...
Hold on, hold on.
He's promoting himself instead of the coffee.
We can't use that commercial.
What's our Sweet Coffee known for?
It's refreshing and clean!
You have to emphasize that!
- Oh, emphasize how clean it is? / - Yes!
- I can do that. Let's watch! / - Good!
- Are we here? / - Yeah.
- We're at the top? / - We're here.
Let's all shout it out together! "2 Days..."
- "And 1 Night!" / - "And 1 Night!"
Mission success!
Junho, I'm so sweaty. Do I smell?
Gosh... When you smell like sweat,
you need Sweet Coffee. Here.
Sweet Coffee.
Sweet Coffee for when you smell like sweat.
- I love the smell of coffee! / - It's not coming out.
- Let me spray you more. / - I love this!
- Isn't that nice? / - Hold on...
What did you eat? Your breath stinks.
- This is when... / - What are you talking about?
You rinse your mouth with Sweet Coffee.
Like this.
Gargle.
Dang it...
- That's sand eel extract. / - What's wrong?
- What? / - This is sand eel extract.
That's really sand eel extract?
Who put sand eel extract in there?
Why would you use this for a skit?
This has been a prank on Kim Junho!
(The prank on Kim Junho is a success!)
What are you talking about?
I tried to keep it in my mouth...
But I just couldn't.
Why didn't you tell us about this?
- Anyway... / - We added this much sand eel extract.
Why wasn't this in the script?
We can't use this commercial.
Let's shoot a different one.
So is that it? It's over?
Yeah, what else do you want?
- Did you know about this? / - No.
(Wish)
Convict 5634, let's go.
Is today the day?
It looks like it.
Sorry I wasn't nicer to you.
No...
Thank you for all that you've done for me.
Alright.
This is your last time.
Tell me if there's anything you want to do.
I'd like to wash my face...
One last time.
I want to be clean...
Before I go.
Since it's your last time.
Get it ready for him.
This is cold water.
Yeah.
It's my last time.
Can I please get...
Some warm water?
- Warm water? / - Yes.
Get it for him.
Thank you.
It's too hot now.
Thank you.
Excuse me...
Could I get some foam cleanser?
I just want to be clean.
Do we have some?
A foam cleanser...
Here you go.
So you have some.
Why are you only scrubbing that area?
I have a lot of blackheads.
What?
What is it?
There's a dead bug in here.
Take it out.
We're short on time.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Excuse me...
Can I get skin lotion?
I have dry skin.
My skin will dry up.
Dry skin...
I have to take care of my skin.
- Give some to him. / - Yes.
Thank you.
That stings!
- Let's get going. / - But...
I'm sorry, but can I just hear...
My mother's voice one last time?
Your mother?
Please, I'll keep it short.
Fine... You should say good-bye to your mother.
- Keep it brief. / - Yes.
Mom.
It's Sangguk.
Oh, it's Sangguk!
What is it? Did something happen?
It's nothing.
It's cold out these days.
Please take care of yourself.
Since it's cold out...
I'm craving a hot meal...
Made by you, mom.
Mom...
You make the best braised monkfish.
Mom...
That braised monkfish...
What's the recipe?
- The recipe? / - Yes.
First, you need one monkfish...
- Bean sprouts and water parsley. / - Yes.
After cutting up the monkfish, use coarse salt.
- Yes. / - We're running out of time!
(Crazy Convenience Store)
Welcome.
- Ring these up please. / - Sure.
That'll be $4.
Hey, it's $4.
You pay this time.
- Hey, I paid yesterday. / - I paid.
- No way. I paid. / - I paid!
- I paid! / - I paid!
- Fine. Let's decide with the tact game. / - Geez...
- Fine. / - Let's start.
Geez...
Excuse me!
There are people waiting. Can you please hurry?
- We'll decide soon. / - Yes.
- Let's try again. / - Start.
- 1! / - 1!
- Dang. / - Dang. We tied.
- Again. / - Again.
- 1! / - 1!
- Dang... 1! / - 1!
- Excuse me! / - 1!
- Come back after you decide. / - Okay.
- We'll go decide. / - Yes.
- 1! / - 1!
Why are they still doing that?
- 1! / - 1!
It's already 3 a.m. Boy, I'm tired.
Oh, it's you again.
"It's you again?"
This man remembered me and he's been waiting.
He must be into me.
- Let me ring you up. / - Yes.
I'll give you a spoon for this.
Why is he giving me a spoon?
Oh!
Does he want to offer me this spoon
so that I'll marry him?
I have everything ready!
All I need is you.
What are you talking about, miss?
- It's $4 for the boxed lunch. / - Oh, yes. Here.
Let me get you your cash receipt.
Please enter your phone number.
So natural...
Is this how he's trying to get my number?
6094.
What's that?
- The pass-code to my front door. / - What?
- I'll be waiting at my house. / - Please don't.
- 6094. / - I'm not going to remember that.
- 6094. / - Oh, no, I remember it.
- Ring up this sausage please. / - Sure. Here you go.
- May I use your microwave oven? / - Of course.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could use it!
I didn't mean you could take it.
You should've been more specific!
- Geez... / - What's with him?
- Please ring these up. / - Sure.
Let me ring up this Jeonju bibimbap.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
- Is this really Jeonju bibimbap? / - Of course.
How can you sell this stuff when it's a week old?
Don't you have bibimbap made this week?
No, no. It's not a week old. It's Jeonju, Jeolla-do.
- I was mistaken. / - Yes.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
It says the beef is from the U.S.
- Is Jeonju in the U.S.? / - What?
- Or is the U.S. in Jeonju? / - Oh...
So is Jeonju in Colorado and not Jeolla-do?
What are you talking about?
Hold on... It says it tastes like mom's cooking.
- Did my mom make this? / - What?
My mom's cooking tastes terrible!
I feel like I'll stop talking to my mom...
- So I'm not buying this. / - You're not?
Alright, then I'll ring up this diet cola.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
- Is this really diet cola? / - Of course.
How can they make a drink out of ashes?
- So that's why it's carbonated. It's burnt. / - No...
Is this why it's so black?
No, no. It has zero calories.
That's why people on diet drink this.
- On diet? / - Yes.
So does drinking this make you lose weight?
I'm not that fat.
I'll be nothing but a skeleton if I lose more weight.
- Will I be taken to a science lab? / - What?
- There are ghosts in the science labs! / - But...
I feel like I'll see a ghost and pee my pants,
so I'm not buying this.
Alright then.
- I'll be back with an exorcist. / - Sure, sure. Geez.
- I was a bit short-sighted earlier. / - I see.
- Two fish cakes please. / - Sure.
- Can I get some broth too? / - Of course.
Excuse me! Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could have some!
You can't take it in that container!
You should've been more specific!
Geez! All these people are crazy!
(Love Brothers)
Hello.
We're dating masters Seo Taehun...
And Lee Sejin.
I used to be a dating master,
but I was reborn as a single warrior.
I'm Yoo Minsang!
I was a dating master, but I got married like magic.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
- I'm jealous. / - Me too.
Be honest.
- You want the spell to be broken, right? / - Nonsense!
Be honest. You want to undo your belt, right?
- I ate too much. / - It looks really tight.
Geez, just sit down.
- I'm so full. / - People...
If you listen to us,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
Even their commonly used expressions are different.
They say different things when they first meet.
This is what guys say when they first meet.
They ask each other their age.
- Hello. / - Nice to meet you.
- How old are you? / - I was born in 1987.
Oh, we're the same age!
- It's an early birthday... / - Oh, I see.
Guys always try to be on the top.
They act prideful for no reason.
So what do women say when they first meet?
Big sister! Hello!
Hello, big sister.
You're so pretty, big sister. You're prettier than I am.
They don't know how old the woman is,
but they call her big sister.
Basically, she's trying to say that
she thinks she looks a bit younger.
- It's true. / - So that's what it means.
Now...
Let's look at commonly used expressions.
First, for women...
Tomorrow. They use the word tomorrow a lot.
I'll start my diet tomorrow!
What should I wear tomorrow?
What should I eat tomorrow?
She talks to her friend on the phone all night.
That's so funny!
Alright, let's talk about it more tomorrow.
They're always thinking about the future.
But for men...
They like to use the phrase, "Back in the day."
That's true.
Man, I used to be really popular back in the day.
Remember that hot girl I dated back in the day?
My family used to be rich back in the day.
We're very focused on the past.
Maybe that's why
we call old girlfriends late at night.
Remember when we dated back in the day?
That's when the woman says this.
Hey, just forget about me.
- That's tomorrow again! / - It sounded like it.
- She said it again! / - You're right.
Don't be ridiculous!
Guys don't always talk about the past.
When did you get so big, Minsang?
I wasn't back in the day. I used to be a big deal.
- Oh, your weight? / - No!
Sit down! Stop being ridiculous.
People, don't worry about this stuff.
You can be happy all by yourself.
I took a look at the hot words these days.
Insider? People like to use that term.
Yes.
People, forget about that.
There's something even trendier.
Single-sider!
- Huh? / - Huh?
- Alright, people... / - That sounds kind of weird.
- I'll make you into a super-single-sider! / - What?
- A super-single-sider! / - That sounds weird too.
Where do insiders go?
What does it say on the internet?
- Places like Hongdae and Garosugil. / - Yes.
Where do single people go?
Where would a single-sider go?
Summoner's Rift,
Neltharion's Lair,
Erangel, Miramar... Places like that.
Where are those places?
They exist! Only single people know about them!
You guys don't know anything!
And we should lead the trends.
There are words that single people use.
You need to learn these words.
Your friends might say,
"You should date a girl too."
If they tell you that, just say this.
Hey.
Aebbaesi.
That means, "Just a corpse if you don't act cute."
No! For single people, it means...
"I have plenty of time without a girlfriend."
You have plenty of time without a girlfriend!
You can watch movies, play games...
I can do whatever I want!
And what else is there?
A lot of mothers say this.
The son next door met a girl at an alumni meeting.
You should go to an alumni meeting or just
go out and meet someone! When they say that...
Just tell them TMI!
That makes sense. "Too much information."
No. For single people, this means...
"Mom... You're always... Geez!"
You're always... Geez!
That's TMI.
If you tell your mother this,
she'll throw you a photo and say,
"I want you to go on a blind date with this girl."
"Mom, that's only going to make me this."
What is that?
What does this mean? Totally humiliated.
Mom, if I go, I'll only be totally humiliated.
I don't want to go!
Just tell her that.
And there's something else.
Sometimes this happens.
Sometimes, I go to a diner because
I'm craving spicy rice cakes and fritters.
But the entire place is filled with couples!
This is when you say this!
"I want to get my food to go."
So frustrating!
- I want to take my food to go! / - What is that?
And what's most important.
- This dance is hot these days. / - Yes.
I made a dance for single people!
You go the other way.
If you're ever at the club, do this dance.
Hey, I'm out of here. I don't like this place. Later.
- I don't like it here. / - Where are you going?
Just go! Leave!
- Just get out of here! / - I won't!
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
As for me...
Just thinking of my wife makes me bob my shoulders.
Are you angry?
- That doesn't look good. / - Geez!
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married,
I wanted a woman that's a good wife and mother.
But now, I live with a pretty wife just like that.
A great mother and a kind wife.
She's like a saint.
My wife always speaks to me in honorifics.
She does?
"Oh, sure. Is that right?"
"Very nice job."
"Yes, yes, yes..."
And even when we eat,
my wife will never start eating until I start first.
As soon as I start eating...
"I guess the food didn't go bad." Then she eats.
And my wife really respects me.
- She won't even step on my shadow. / - Wow...
She steps on me instead.
- Wake up. / - Oh!
Wake up, wake up...
But I'm still very happy!
I have to get home now!
- Why? / - Why?
If I get home late, there might be a big change.
What?
I might end up sleeping on the cold floor...
- Even when I have a bed! / - Oh, no!
See, everyone? We're all actually...
- Very happy! / - Very happy!
(Wronged)
Honey.
Why do you suddenly want to break up?
I'm on my way to Seoul, so let's meet up and talk.
Geez...
We're broken up. I don't want to meet and talk.
Please don't call me again.
I don't even want to hear your voice.
I'll text you.
Don't you know why we broke up?
You're too stubborn.
And get rid of those thick horn-rimmed glasses!
Nobody likes them but you.
And why do you wear sunglasses indoors?
Geez! Don't ever call again!
I was a bit loud there. I'm sorry.
I'm the one that's sorry.
This station is Daejeon Station.
Oh, gosh...
- Goodness... / - Gosh...
- Dear. / - Ow, my legs...
Here we are.
- Ow, my legs... / - Gosh...
My legs...
- Gosh... / - Goodness...
Why did the seats end up like this?
- Dear. / - Yes?
What time are we supposed to get there again?
- We'll get there in an hour. / - An hour?
- Yes. / - Excuse me, sir.
I'll change seats with you
so you can sit with your wife.
Oh, no.
I get motion sickness.
- I have to sit by the window. / - Oh, I see.
- Dear. / - Yes?
Who's coming to get us when we get there?
Our oldest.
- Our oldest? / - Sir.
Yeah?
Let's change seats. You can sit with your wife.
Oh, it's fine. Don't worry.
It's okay.
- Dear! / - Yes?
When are we... Where are you looking?
- Where are you? / - Over here.
- Dear. Right here, dear. / - Where?
- Where are you? / - Dear.
- Let me change seats with you, sir. / - Hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
I get motion sickness.
Don't you see this motion sickness patch?
Even with this and a window seat, I still get sick.
I'll die if I sit here.
You'll die?
Do you want me to die of motion sickness?
- No, sir. / - Then what's your problem?
I'm sorry.
Be good.
Sit down.
Ow, my legs...
- Excuse me, sir? / - Yeah?
People have to walk through this walkway.
Let me put your bag on top.
No, no. I can do it.
It's fine. Let me.
I'm strong enough to get it up there.
- No, I should do it... / - I'm still spry.
- You can sit. / - Yes, sir.
I should get this up there.
Ow, my back...
Boy, my back sure is killing me.
- Ow... / - Let me do it for you, sir.
It's fine. You sit down. I'll do it.
Okay...
I'll just lift this...
- Please, let me. / - Oh, it's fine.
- Just sit down. / - Okay.
- Please, let me. / - Hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
- I said I'd do it. / - Oh, okay...
How many times are you going to
make me pick this thing up?
- I'm sorry. / - What's your problem?
Right...
- Sit down. / - Yes, sir.
There.
I got it.
Almost...
There, I got it.
Goodness...
Gosh... I should listen to some music.
I'm hungry. I think I'll eat some eggs.
Hey.
- Here. / - I'm fine.
Come on.
Thank you.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
Why would you eat that?
Didn't you give this to me to eat?
- It's for my wife. / - Me.
Oh, I'm so sorry!
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
You already took a bite out of that.
- What's wrong with you? / - I'm sorry.
Gosh, just let the young man eat.
Eat up, young man.
- Dear. / - Yeah?
I'd like an egg.
No more. That's the last one.
Oh, no! I'm hungry.
You'll have to starve until we get there.
Geez...
Young man.
Is it good?
I boiled that myself to eat on the train.
I woke up at 3 a.m.
It's delicious, ma'am.
- Is that it? / - Pardon?
The whites are very soft.
And the yolk makes me want to talk like a chicken.
Gosh, that sure sounds good.
This station is Suwon Station.
Oh.
Goodness...
- Dear. / - Yeah?
We're getting off here.
- Bring our stuff. / - Ow, my legs...
Gosh...
- Sir. / - Yeah?
- I think you need to hurry. / - Alright.
The people are getting off.
- I just need this... / - There goes your wife.
The doors are about to close, sir. Please hurry.
Hurry...
I dropped it because you rushed me.
I'm sorry, sir. Oh, no!
Here you go.
- Gosh... / - Please hurry, sir.
- Alright. / - Hurry, hurry.
- Sir! / - Yeah?
You left your stuff behind.
Geez...
That isn't mine.
Hey...
You think this looks good on me?
I'm sorry.
The train is departing.
You made me miss my stop.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Now what?
Gosh...
I guess I have no choice.
Let me sleep over at your place.
What? My place is too small!
I'll sleep standing up. Let's go.
- No... Sir! / - Sit down.
- Let's go, let's go. / - Why are you doing this to me?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Having fun?
Are you having fun?
I'm sorry, boss.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you all a simple one.
- It's cold out these days, isn't it? / - Yes.
I'd like it to start snowing on a day like this.
I have a paper cup here.
As you can see...
There's nothing inside.
Hold the paper cup.
And this is...
Plain drinking water.
I have drinking water.
And I poured it in.
And now...
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Cadabra!
Amazing, right?
It's snowing.
Oh, come on!
He had some stuff in his hands!
I saw everything. That was obvious.
Why does this guy show up every time?
You, chatty guy.
Let's bring you up on stage.
- Come on up. / - His hands...
No, it's nothing.
- Are you nervous? / - No, not at all.
- Don't be nervous on Gag Concert. / - Yes.
- We're all good people here. / - Right.
Alright.
I have some water.
- Nothing in my hand, right? / - Right.
Alright...
I'll make snow again.
Take a look here and say the magic word.
Abracadabra!
Louder.
Abracadabra!
Abra...
Cadabra.
You didn't make snow! What was that?
Abra...
Hey!
I don't see snow... Hold on...
It's snowing now.
This is an expensive jacket! Wait!
Look at all the snow.
- Wait, this is expensive! / - How nice.
- It needs to snow in winter. / - Wow, it's snowing...
- Amazing, right? / - Wow!
Applause!
Now, for the highlight of our show.
Behind me...
They're bringing in a magic box.
The magic box...
You see it now.
As you can see, there's nothing inside.
Let's see what we have here.
It's a silhouette of a beautiful woman.
I'll take this silhouette...
And I crumpled it.
I'll put it in the box...
And now we'll raise the curtain.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Welcome.
This is my beautiful assistant, Elli.
Give her a big hand.
Go stand over there.
Now...
What kind of picture should I put in the box?
It's a man and a woman together.
It's in the box. Now close the lid.
Let's raise the curtain now.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
- Hey. / - Yes, boss.
Why is there just a guy in here?
- Where's the woman? / - Right here, boss!
So pretty! Amazing, right?
Applause!